A. Whitney Brown
Comedian
1952-07-08
A. Whitney Brown is an American comedian, writer, and actor. He is known for his work on Saturday Night Live and other television comedy writing projects.
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Quotes by A. Whitney Brown
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I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
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