Adam Ferrara

Actor

1966-02-02

Adam Ferrara is an American comedian and actor known for stand-up and television roles, including Rescue Me and Top Gear USA.

Quotes by Adam Ferrara

I remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was a man and telling my father, and he was like, 'Oh yeah? You better tattoo a new address on your arm, because you're not living here!' And that was the end of that discussion.
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If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.
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I think we all carry the seeds of our own destruction. You really have to be aware that just because something is good, it doesn't mean it's not going to trigger a self-destructive impulse.
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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!
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What if God is a woman? Not only am I going to hell, but I'll never know why.
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