Adam Sandler

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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It's nice when little teams win.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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Quotes by Adam Sandler