Alexei Sayle
Comedian and author
1952-08-07
Alexei Sayle is an English comedian, writer, and broadcaster associated with the British alternative comedy movement.
Quotes by Alexei Sayle
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Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
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Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
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First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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