Alexei Sayle

Comedian and author

1952-08-07

Alexei Sayle is an English comedian, writer, and broadcaster associated with the British alternative comedy movement.

Quotes by Alexei Sayle

Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
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Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
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First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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