Archie Bunker

Quotes by Archie Bunker

• There's three moments in a man's life: when he buys a house, a car, and a new color TV. That's what America is all about.

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• God don't make no mistakes - that's how he got to be God.

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• Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.

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• It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a known detergent against crime.

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• All them surgeons - they're highway robbers. Why do you think they wear masks when they work on you?

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• I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand.

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