Asim Chaudhry

Quotes by Asim Chaudhry

• I think we live in the fast instant gratification generation. We want our love like our food, our films, our deliveries... fast and instant. Dating can be quite disposable now, with a swipe of a finger you're gone.

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• Being a taxi driver is hard. They have to put up with a lot of idiots!

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• I never went camping when I was a kid - I'm from Hounslow, it's a bit of a concrete jungle. In my old house, I bought a trampoline for my little sister, and I couldn't build it. It was there for a month, and I ended up paying a Polish guy to come and build it for me. I'm terrible.

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• My type of comedy is always self-deprecating, the joke's always on me.

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