Bill Engvall

Comedian

1957-07-27

Quotes by Bill Engvall

• I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.

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• As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.

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• I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

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