Bob Monkhouse

Comedian

1928-06-01 – 2003-12-29

Bob Monkhouse was an English comedian, writer, and television presenter known for game shows including The Golden Shot and Family Fortunes.

Books by Bob Monkhouse

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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Religious faith has a lot to do with perspective. One goldfish said to the other goldfish, 'Do you believe in God?' And the other goldfish said, 'Of course I do. Who do you think changes the water?'
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If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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