Bruce Eric Kaplan

Cartoonist

1964-09-09

Books by Bruce Eric Kaplan

Edmund and Rosemary Go to Hell
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I love you, I hate you, I'm hungry
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The cat that changed my life

50 Cats Talk Candidly About How They Became Who They Are
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Quotes by Bruce Eric Kaplan

My mother couldn't take having three boys. She was extremely jumpy, to say the least. Any noise startled her. The sound of a pot dropping on the ground could make her hit the ceiling.
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I am assuming my father learned at an early age that there is nothing more dangerous than showing your true self. I think a lot of us learn that, and it actually may be true.
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I've had to whine for everything I've ever really wanted.
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