Charlaine Harris

Author

1951-11-25

Quotes by Charlaine Harris

• I am self-educated from genre books.

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• How grateful are you? he whispered, his mouth hovering over mine. His eyes were very alert now, and his gaze was boring into mine.That kind of ruins it, when you say something like that, I said, trying to keep my voice gentle. You shouldn't want me to have sex with you just because I owe you.I don't really care why you have sex with me, as long as you do it, he said, equally gently.

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• I wish, I said. I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.

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• We want to climb in with you,' Dermot said. 'We'll all sleep better.'That seemed incredibly weird and creepy to me - or maybe I only thought it should have. I was simply too tired to argue. I climbed in the bed. Claude got in on one side of me, Dermot on the other. Just when I was thinking, I would never be able to sleep, that this situation was too odd and too wrong, I felt a kind of blissful relaxation roll through my body, a kind of unfamiliar comfort. I was with family. I was with blood.And I slept.

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• Pam. Listen.''The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.''Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.''Fuck a zombie!'- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

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• Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?- Eric, club dead.

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• It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

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• JB's mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.

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• My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

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• How is Eric?''Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.''Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.''Oh. Well ... great.'She hung up.

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• If it's easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I'm thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others.

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• I put the books I was returning on the appropriate desk, and I began looking at the shelves of new arrivals. Most of them were some permutation on self-help. Going by how popular these books were and how often they were checked out, everyone in Bon Temps should have become perfect by now.

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• (Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and— oh— tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.

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• Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

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• Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I patted around under the covers for his hand. When I found it, I slid my own over it. His palm was turned up to meet my palm, and his fingers clasped mine. And though I would not have thought it possible to go to sleep holding hands with a vampire, that's exactly what I did.

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• Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

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• If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down— or cheeks up.

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• I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry.That's interesting, he said. I had a psychic once. It was incredible.Did the psychic think so?

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• But there's a juicy artery in your groin, he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide.Don't you talk dirty, I told him. I won't listen to that.

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• I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.

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