Flavor Flav

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

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One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.

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I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

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Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version.

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Honestly, Flav is not much of a video game player these days. BUT, I used to spend hours on Time Crisis. I beat all levels, man.

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I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

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