Flip Wilson

I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation.

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I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'

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Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

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I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

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Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of car payments.

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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

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Quotes by Flip Wilson