Fred Willard

Comedian

1939-09-18

Books by Fred Willard

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My stepfather was a military man: he was in the Air Force. Reserve. You thought he'd seen front-line action, but he was stationed in Cleveland.
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Looking back, I was a very good kid, very studious and all. But I would always come out with a quip - and I was sent to the principal's office several times.
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Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.
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I love sketch; it's my favorite form. But if it's all improv, they're either very good, and it's annoying how good they are, and it makes you feel bad, or they're not too good; then you're sweating for them.
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All America is familiar with the Yankee-Dodger-Giant trivia, but so many other teams had great moments.
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I guess it's from going to Virginia Military Institute. I'm a good person to follow orders.
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The witch in 'Snow White' is a very scary image.
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When we need a policeman, God bless 'em, they're there. But, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, everything seems suspicious.
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