James May

Someone once told me that I was 12 inside. The only thing 12-year-olds crave is more Lego. Lego is fun; it's therapeutic. It's a beautiful sensation when you click the pieces together.

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Justice should not admit a public's thirst for pure revenge.

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I'm not very ambitious, sorry... I don't get up and think, 'Today, I shall achieve greatness.' It's more, 'Today I might have Marmite on my toast.'

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I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap.

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I was a car journalist when I started on 'Top Gear.' It was all about cars. And then it all spun out of all control, and we turned into figures of ridicule to keep the viewers happy. It's a fair deal, I suppose.

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Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons.

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I'm in favour of the old roles being blurred. The old division at school where the boys did metalwork and woodwork and the girls did needlework and domestic science is awful, really - and I'm glad it's gone.

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I can't see Jeremy Clarkson having very many serious problems in his working life in the long run.

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Quotes by James May