Jay Blades

Entertainer

1970-02-21

Books by Jay Blades

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You can't look snappy in a T-shirt.
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My mother put me into a competition in Clacton-on-Sea in which people attempted to be the quickest eater of 100 Jacob's Cream Crackers with no water allowed. I had half a packet before spitting dust. It took all the moisture out of my body.
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I take in loads of information at one time - listening, reading people's faces, watching their mouths and then storing it in your brain. When I come back from filming I just zonk out because it's like information overload.
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Secondary school was a bit naughty for me. The class I was in was called 'L' for learners but was known as L for 'Losers' so that's how I got treated at school. The Ls weren't allowed to do chemistry or anything that included something sharp or hot, so no bunsen burners, no woodwork. It was deemed we would mess everything up.
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