Jay Leno

Name: Leading with My Chin
ISBN: 9780060186944

Comedian

1950-04-28

Books by Jay Leno

Jay Leno's Police Blotter
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Jay Leno's How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (or Just in Your
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Leading with My Chin
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Quotes by Jay Leno

I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They've already done it. It's called a nickel.
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Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
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With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from oneend to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terroristattacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out ofthe Pledge of Allegiance?
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
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With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from oneend to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terroristattacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out ofthe Pledge of Allegiance?
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Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
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I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They've already done it. It's called a nickel.
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
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My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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