Jay London

Books by Jay London

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I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
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People read me but they don't subscribe.
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
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