Jimmy Carr
Comedian
1972-09-15
Books by Jimmy Carr
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Quotes by Jimmy Carr
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When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.
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When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.
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A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
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Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.
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I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
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Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
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Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
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