Joe Bob Briggs

Critic

1953-01-27

Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

• The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.

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• In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.

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• A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

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• In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

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• Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

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