John Wilmot
Writer
1647-04-01
Books by John Wilmot
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Poems
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The letters of John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
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Quotes by John Wilmot
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BOLLOXIMIAN:My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold,And have reserves of kindness for the old.I grant in absence dildo may be usedWith milk of goats, when once our seed's infused.My prick no more to bald cunt shall resort— Merkins rub off, and often spoil the sport.POCKENELLO:Let merkin, sir, be banished from the court.PENE:'Tis like a dead hedge when the land is poor.
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Cupid and Bacchus my saints are,May drink and love still reign,With wine I wash away my cares,And then to cunt again.
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Then, if to make your ruin more,You'll peevishly be coy,Die with the scandal of a whoreAnd never know the joy.
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Now piercèd is her virgin zone;She feels the foe within it.She hears a broken amorous groan,The panting lover's fainting moan,Just in the happy minute.
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Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.
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God bless our good and gracious King,Whose promise none relies on;Who never said a foolish thing,Nor ever did a wise one.
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For Hell and the foul fiend that rulesGod's everlasting fiery jails(Devised by rogues, dreaded by fools),With his grim, grisly dog that keeps the door,Are senseless stories, idle tales,Dreams, whimseys, and no more.
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Now piercèd is her virgin zone;She feels the foe within it.She hears a broken amorous groan,The panting lover's fainting moan,Just in the happy minute.
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For Hell and the foul fiend that rulesGod's everlasting fiery jails(Devised by rogues, dreaded by fools),With his grim, grisly dog that keeps the door,Are senseless stories, idle tales,Dreams, whimseys, and no more.
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Cupid and Bacchus my saints are,May drink and love still reign,With wine I wash away my cares,And then to cunt again.
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Then, if to make your ruin more,You'll peevishly be coy,Die with the scandal of a whoreAnd never know the joy.
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BOLLOXIMIAN:My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold,And have reserves of kindness for the old.I grant in absence dildo may be usedWith milk of goats, when once our seed's infused.My prick no more to bald cunt shall resort— Merkins rub off, and often spoil the sport.POCKENELLO:Let merkin, sir, be banished from the court.PENE:'Tis like a dead hedge when the land is poor.
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Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.
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God bless our good and gracious King,Whose promise none relies on;Who never said a foolish thing,Nor ever did a wise one.
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Books bear him up a while, and make him try to swim with bladders of philosophy.
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