Jonathan Katz

I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

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The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring and discordant signage and gargantuan billboards is a turnoff.

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My first neurologist had a very holistic approach to my illness. No more red meat, no more salt, no more alcohol. I said, 'What about sex?' He said, 'I'm seeing someone.'

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If I could change one thing about this industry, I would skip the part where you have to demonstrate to people dumber than you that you are talented and worthy of their time and money.

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Quotes by Jonathan Katz