Kinky Friedman
Singer
1944-11-01
Books by Kinky Friedman
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Kill Two Birds & Get Stoned
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'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out
Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers
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Quotes by Kinky Friedman
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Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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The best fiction is true.
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Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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The best fiction is true.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
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