Lee Evans

Quotes by Lee Evans

• I started off cleaning toilets when I was a kid and I've had loads of jobs and I just kept working and working and working.

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• I've cleaned toilets, and if I have to go and clean toilets again it doesn't worry me. I cleaned toilets in Southend, in Torquay - pub toilets and public toilets. Pub toilets were bad but public toilets were worse. If you've done that then what's to fear?

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• My dad's Welsh and my mum's Irish, and they're always rowing. If I went in and said that I'd been working with Cameron Diaz, my dad would say, 'He's gone a bit big-time, hasn't he mum?'

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• You know those wobbly mirrors at the fair? When I look in them, I look normal.

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