Lily Tomlin

Actress

1939-09-01

Quotes by Lily Tomlin

• To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

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• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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• Just remember, we're all in this alone.

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• Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

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• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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• When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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• I said Somebody should do something about that. Then I realized I am somebody.

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• The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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• I said Somebody should do something about that. Then I realized I am somebody.

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• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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• Just remember, we're all in this alone.

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• Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

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• To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

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• When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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• The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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• Remember we're all in this alone.

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• I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat.

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• The road to success is always under construction.

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• But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

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