Louis C.K.

Comedian

1967-09-12

Quotes by Louis C.K.

• It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

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• I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

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• Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

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• I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

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• Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

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• If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

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• A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

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• Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

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• I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

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• To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

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• When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

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• I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

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• America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

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