Matt Besser

Actor

1967-09-22

Quotes by Matt Besser

• Standups have all the talk shows, but you never see a sketch group on a talk show. Even on so-called variety shows, if you do see a sketch group or character, it's written specifically for that variety show and usually written around the host of the show or a celebrity.

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• I think most people don't even know what 'woo pig sooie' is if they're not a sports fan or they're not from Arkansas.

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