Mort Sahl

My life needs editing.

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My life needs editing.

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Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

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There are talented people along the way, although very few come to mind. They're not very daring. Part of the problem is that comedians don't want to overthrow anything. They want to join it.

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I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.

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My humor was Victorian - and still is.

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I dare say that if most comedians today, the gifted ones, were to sit down and write, they'd learn more about their craft. But what happens is they get out there before they learn what their viewpoint is, if any.

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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

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The bravest thing that men do is love women.

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Quotes by Mort Sahl