Nikki Glaser

Someone told me I looked like a young Tonya Harding recently, as if 'young' would soften the blow.

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I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other cities that I've worked.

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I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot!

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I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk.

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I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment.

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The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't want to deal with the fact that some people might have been born in the wrong body.'

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My standup is years and years of me working things out on the road. I'm really proud of it! A lot of it is about, well... I don't know why I feel this way, but I feel like every special or show I do is some variation on how I feel like I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

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