Paul O'Grady
Comedian
1955-06-14
Books by Paul O'Grady
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Eddie Albert and the Amazing Animal Gang
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Devil Rides Out
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Still Standing
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Quotes by Paul O'Grady
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I was Popeye mad when I was a kid, and I'd eat spinach until the cows came home.
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I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hum the Popeye tune and then I'd happily eat it.
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Mum and Dad died of heart problems, my grandparents died of it, my sister has had mini strokes, my brother has had a heart attack - it's genetic; there's nothing I can do.
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My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
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I make a wonderful cure-all called Four Thieves, just like my mum did. It's cider vinegar, 36 cloves of garlic and four herbs, representing four looters of plague victims' homes in 1665 who had their sentences reduced from burning at the stake to hanging for explaining the recipe that kept them from catching the plague.
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If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
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