Paul Reiser

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

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Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.

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