Peter Kay

Comedian

1973-07-02

Books by Peter Kay

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I believe that a man called Jesus did walk the earth at one time but I don't think he was the superhero that the Bible makes him out to be.
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Oh God love Susan Boyle. God love 'er. I've nothing more to say about Susan, except God love 'er and God bless 'er.
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Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee.
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Bernard Manning is controversial but he had incredible timing. I wrote the character of Brian Potter in 'Phoenix Nights' for him to play but unfortunately he was too poorly to do it. I thought it would have been perfect casting but it didn't happen.
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The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
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One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
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Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
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I'm against hunting - in fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
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It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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