Rip Taylor

Comedian

1934-01-13

Quotes by Rip Taylor

• Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

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• I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

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• I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

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