Rip Taylor
Comedian
1934-01-13
Quotes by Rip Taylor
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Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!
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I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.
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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
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