Tim Dillon

Books by Tim Dillon

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I'm sure Jason Bateman is a swell guy. No one wants to know what he thinks about anything. He's a brilliant actor and I love everything he does, but that's the only capacity that I want him. I do not care what his hot takes are.
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I am uninterested in Jennifer Aniston's take on anything.
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Yeah, I bought a house with a subprime mortgage in 2007. It was a two-year fixed rate and, like everybody else in America, I had no idea that in two years you wouldn't be able to refinance. It was foreclosed in 2010, right before I started stand-up.
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