Tucker Max

Author

1975-09-27

Quotes by Tucker Max

• No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

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• I'm fresh out of fucks to give.

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• The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.

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• The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.

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• No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

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• I'm fresh out of fucks to give.

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• I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.

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• I'm never going to be Tolstoy.

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• Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

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• If you like to argue just for the sake of being contentious, you shouldn't pick a job based on this unresolved emotional issue of yours, you should get counseling for it.

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