Vermin Supreme
Artist
1961-06-03
Books by Vermin Supreme
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Quotes by Vermin Supreme
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Once every American has a pony then I can - by fiat, executive order or something like that - dismantle the federal government with a snap of my magic fingers.
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Quite frankly, my constituency crosses a very wide swath of the political spectrum.
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I think the important thing to understand about the free pony program is, of course, it is an absolutely free pony program, uh, there may be some incidental costs involved with pony social security or universal pony health care or the haystamp program so ponies won't starve in the streets.
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I've always maintained that if I didn't have the boot and was talking serious things on the street corner, it would be very easy to ignore me.
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It is only the dogmatic, and the humorless, that don't succumb to my charm.
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Jesus had told me to make Randall Terry gay.
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I've scrubbed many, many landmarks. I scrubbed the Kremlin back in '98. We had a mandatory-toothbrushing parade; we had the text of the mandatory-toothbrush law translated into Russian. And we had like 30 Russians; we had musicians; we had the giant toothbrushes. The police came and told us to stop, and we stopped.
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I'm a tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you.
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Everyone's a mixed bag. I'm a utopian social anarchist, but I'm also a pragmatist.
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A vote for me is a vote completely thrown away.
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I think I would make a much better president than Ted Cruz, and with a little luck maybe I'll get more votes, but I'm not counting on it.
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The system! The whole stinking ball of wax. It's a scam!
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One of the most important things about using a bullhorn is you don't have to yell over it.
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