Will Rogers
Actor
1879-11-04
Quotes by Will Rogers
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best
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you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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I never met a man that I didn't like.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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