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"One time, my mom told us, 'No TV.' It was 3 P.M., and I was sneaking it in. She put her hand on the back of the TV to see if it was warm, and it was. So she pulled the cord out of the wall, opened the second-floor window, and just threw it out the window."

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About Akiva Schaffer

Akiva Schaffer is an American filmmaker, writer, and comedian, known as a member of The Lonely Island and for directing comedy films.

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