"I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere." ― Andy Rooney Happiness From Andy Rooney Journalist Added on 1/31/2026 About Andy Rooney Andy Rooney was an American radio and television writer best known for his weekly commentary segment on CBS's 60 Minutes. Born: 1919-01-14 Died: 2011-11-04 View all quotes from Andy Rooney
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