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"I can't, I said. I threw my back out masturbating."

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About Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler is an American comedian, writer, and television host. She is best known for hosting the late-night talk show Chelsea Lately from 2007 to 2014. She has also published bestselling memoirs and comedy books.

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