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"My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it."

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Scottish-born American comedian, writer, and television host best known for The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He also starred on The Drew Carey Show and has authored multiple books.

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