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"With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.-Jack Nicholson"

― Jack Nicholson

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From Jack Nicholson

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Added on 1/31/2026

About Jack Nicholson

Born: 1937-04-22

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