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"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes."

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About Patton Oswalt

American comedian, actor, and writer known for stand-up comedy, voice acting, and television roles. He won a Primetime Emmy Award for his narration work and has released multiple comedy specials.

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