"The problem of what to wear gave me pause; ordinarily, I prefer black tie for these sentimental occasions, as a cummerbund flattens the belly, but lacking at for the moment-the cummerbund, not the belly-I compromised on a vest, and flicked a bath towel over my shoes."

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