"I said, I'll take the T-bone steak.A soft voice mooed, Oh wow.And I looked up and realizedThe waitress was a cow.I cried, Mistake--forget the the steak.I'll take the chicken then.I heard a cluck--'twas just my luckThe busboy was a hen.I said, Okay no, fowl today.I'll have the seafood dish.Then I saw through the kitchen doorThe cook--he was a fish.I screamed, Is there anyone workin' hereWho's an onion or a beet?No? Your're sure? Okay then friends,A salad's what I'll eat.They looked at me. Oh,no, they said,The owner is a cabbage head."
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