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"The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'"

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About Steve Martin

American comedian, actor, writer, and producer who rose to prominence as a stand-up performer before becoming a major film star. He is known for works including The Jerk, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, and Only Murders in the Building.

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