TheRealQuotes

"And in a nasty war, where's the best place to be? Apart from on the moon, o' course? No one?Slowly, Jade raised a hand.Go on, then, said the sergeant.In the army, sarge, said the troll. 'cos... She began to count on her fingers. One, you got weapons an' armour an' dat. Two, you are surrounded by other armed men. Er... Many, youse gettin' paid and gettin' better grub than the people in Civilian Street. Er... Lots, if'n you gives up, you getting taken pris'ner and dere's rules about that like Not Kicking Pris'ners Inna Head and stuff, 'cos if you kick their pris'ners inna head they'll kick your pris'ners inna head so dat's, like, you're kickin' your own head, but dere's no rule say you can't kick enemy civilians inna head. There's other stuff too, but I ran outa numbers."

― Terry Pratchett