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"I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony."

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About Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis is an American comedian and actor known for The Hangover film trilogy, Between Two Ferns, and the series Baskets. He has worked in stand-up, film, and television.

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