A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing.

...Minnesota, Wisconsin, all around there... has the kind of women I liked when I was younger. Pale-skinned and blue-eyed, hair so fair it's almost white, wine-colored lips, and round, full breasts with the veins running through them like a good cheese.

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.