Life is like a cigarette and the world is a cigarette packet...!!!

But there was so much todo: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I'll have more time for reading when I'm old and boring.

Ya got cigarettes?— she asks. "Yes," I say, "I got cigarettes.— "Matches?" she asks."Enough to burn Rome." "Whiskey?""Enough whiskey for a Mississippi River of pain." "You drunk?" —Not yet.