Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children's librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I'll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.

God bless Dunkin' Donuts.

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

Blackjack, Percy said, this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.The horse nickered.Uh, maybe later, Percy answered.Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she'd never seen it in action.What does Blackjack want? she asked.Donuts, Percy said. Always donuts.